This looked like a hoot.
List 20 people you know in no particular order: and don’t look below.
9 Jason V
14 Sarah G.
15 Sarah L.
18 Jenn R.
How did you meet 13?
At Trumpet when Andy introduced him to me as my new house mate
What would you do if you never met 5?
I would not have the same appreciation for cheese, that’s for sure. I’d also be a little sadder person for never having known the glory of a woman who loves to dress her cats in pajamas
Have you ever really liked 3?
Indeed, and he’s a splendid house mate.
What do you honestly think of 10?
She’s very intelligent, a great cook, very funny, a little naughty, and a fabulous downstairs neighbor. Kahlil is very fortunate to be married to her
Would or did 19 and 8 go out?
Oh my God, that’s fucked up. I totally randomly put Gretchen and Waylon as these numbers (I did not look ahead, because the directions said not to) It’s fate. There’s the proof kids… Waylon + Gretchen = 4ever.
If 1 died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need them to know?
The world would be a poorer place without her, and I would be a little mad at the world for going on without her. There is absolutely no substitute for her….none.
Would 2 and 18 make a good couple?
They would have really cute babies, but she loves Cam a whole lot and I don’t think the world is prepared for that kind of chaos *wiiiiiiiiiiiiink*
Describe 7 in 3 words
True, Brave, Hilarious
Do you think 12 is hot?
Well….I know he’s been baked…But I have never thought of him in that light.
Would 14 and 17 ever go out?
If they were gay they would be soul mates. But they’re not, and they’ve never met each other.
What do you think when you see 16?
That I wish she realized how truly talented she is
Tell me something funny about 11.
We were talking one day and all of a sudden she told me that for a few seconds she was convinced that I was Jesus in disguise here on Earth to teach her a valuable life lesson….It’s a true story. That’s how my good advice makes people feel, like it came from a divine source.
Do you know any of 6’s family members?
I met his brilliant and bald brother at a bowling alley once. He’s a very cool guy even though his name is Omar.
What’s 20’s favorite color?
My guess would be the colors of Fall…. btw aren’t those also the Sooners colors?
On a scale of 1-10 how cute is 19?
I plead the fifth. Bwahahaahahaaaaa!
What would you do if 4 just professed their undying love for you?
I’d be really surprised, but she is really cute……..nah, I’d let her down gently.
Who is 9 going out with?
No one to my knowledge. I broke him, no one will do after me
Does 2 have any siblings?
A brother, who he looks nothing like
Would you ever date 7?
I don’t have a penis, but if I did I would definitely let him buy me flowers.
Is 15 single?
Nope, she is a Mrs.
What is 10’s fantasy?
To be done with Grad School, I imagine, and in a lovely big house that she and her husband were able to buy due to their flourishing careers.
Where does number 9 live?
Would you make out with 13?
I don’t think there is a word in the Yiddish language that could possibly describe how strange that would be.
How did you meet 15?
At an audition at our Alma Mater
When was the last time you talked to 20?
Much too long ago, I’m ashamed to admit.
What is 3’s favorite band?
Um either, Green Day or Metallica
Is 5 a virgin?
According to her parents, yes, according to REALITY, No.
Have you ever had a crush on 1?
No, but even if I did I would be destined for heartbreak as she is way too good for me.
What is number 2’s middle name?
Where is 18 right now?
Massachusetts….much too far from a lot of people who love her.