Monthly Archives: December 2005

We’re all so freaking cute!



 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 




 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 



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   I am the envy of all the Target employees because I have the next 4 days off. *angels  trumpet and sing…Jesus does a celebration boogie* So now I can actually enjoy christmas and stop screaming things like  “Bah hum bug!” and “SANTA’S A WHORE!!”


 For the next few days my life will NOT be as follows:


*ring ring*


Guest #1: Does the Pasadena Target have x-Box 360’s?


Me: I don’t know. I’m just the operator.


*ring ring*


Guest #2: How do I download songs onto my Ipod?


Me: I don’t know. I’m just the operator.


*ring ring*


Guest #3: Why are you out of christmas trees?


Me: I don’t know. I’m just the operator.


*ring ring*


Guest #4: What’s love got to do with it?


Me: I don’t know. I’m just the operator.


      All but one of those are real questions that people have asked me. People are stupid, and customers even more so.

     Here’s my second attempt at doing a proper entry…and since I’m going to be working for the next 7 days straight it will be the last one for awhile Target is really going to see my grumpy side…but it could be worse, I could be working at Burger King. (sigh) Other than that life is beautiful!


(how’s that my Queen? )